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Title: Najica Blitz Tactics vol 3
UK distributor:
ADV Films
BBFC Certificate: 15
Suggested Retail Price (SRP): £19.99
Episodes: 9 - 12 (of 12) -
only episode 9 reviewed
Audio Options: English 5.1; Japanese 2.0
Subtitles: English
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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Please note that
the following review was written as part of a feature on drunken reviews.
Original spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors have been kept. The
aim of this to review was to determine how enjoyable the anime is to watch
whilst drunk, not whilst sober! Here we go:
PANTS!!!
A good kick-off to the drunk night. Getting drunk is juvenille and drunkeness
matches it. More serious stuff will follow, but the rubbishness of Najica will
too for now!
What is with the bitch in this ep? Electric? The 70-'s style of Najica I love
but this isn't good enough. But Not enough panty shots so far in the first
minute - wait there is one! All is forgiven. Bras follow.
Not much has happenend so far other then pants, bras and Najica being tied up
and freed the next with NO EXPLANATION AT ALL !! Nice car though.
Hah ! Plot. Qoueen of banana repub wishes to nband together with someone to
fight all! Wait she is daughter to the queen and wishes to raise, up - anti-goverment.
Scary candy girl.
Ok, not as entertaining as the past episodes so far - too much plot and not
enough irrelevant panty shots. Five minutes on and I take it back - unneccesary
rubbish underwear shots are back! All female villians also!! Changing room is
here plus some nippleless woman, not sure what to say at this point. More pants.
69 dudes!!!!
Mature humaritts? The plot thickens with some ass and pink water. How does this
make any sense at any point? The humarritss are now officially crap, just angsty
or arrogant.
Now Najica must save Leela. Again. I was not drunk last time I watched this but
being drunk has made it worse somehow, but not usre how! Pants, ladies, pants
and lesbian untrertoines whsould be a receipe for success but it fails! It is
averagelyt fun enogh but not quite enough! It is, literraly, pants...>! That
panty shot was not possible just then!! Too much!!!
In the end if watching pervy anime does make you smile when you are drunk like
me then are you going to like it whilst sober? I doubt it... This was not as
fdun as the earlier vols, you should stick to them to have drunken fun or, best
yet, watch something else! What promises to be classic drunken viewing dsoesn't
to it.
Drunk rating:
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