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Title: The Guyver: Data 1 - The Genesis of the Guyver
UK Distributor: Manga
Entertainment
BBFC Certificate:
15
Suggested Retail Price (SRP): N/A
(deleted video
Episodes: 1 (of 12)
Audio Options: English
Subtitles: N/A
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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Please note that
the following review was written as part of a feature on drunken reviews.
Original spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors have been kept. The
aim of this to review was to determine how enjoyable the anime is to watch
whilst drunk, not whilst sober! Here we go:
After a dull intro explaing the basic plot (life is an anhcient force not tapped
by humans until now) we are introduced to the sub-standard Guyver.
A truck then comes across a very conpsicous pentagonal suticase (we all carry
them) and then gets swiftly attack by a ribbish monster before his truck blows
up. No sign of Guyver yet.
Cut to cheesy schoolkids and some guy trying to get with a girl. Cut-ahead some
cliched scenes of school pairings and villians later, one of the school guys
HAPPENS to come accross the bio-suit thsat transforms into the Guyver! The
appearence of the suit is a bit of a non-event as well - it is a dull suit with
no individuality at all plus the demons are awful! Not scary or threatenting at
all.
All you can do at Guyver is laugh. No good points at all really. Every other
action series does something better then this, Guyver does nothing better them
at all. Nothing, full stop. The moment when the schoolkid discovers he is the
Guyver and realises he is in a cyber suit is one of the worst acting scenes you
wull ever see. So shocking it neither that funny drunk or sober. AVIOID avioid
avoid!!
Drunk rating:
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