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Title: Golden Boy
UK Distributor: N/A - (Region 1 -
ADV Films USA)
(Unrated Region 1 release -
17+ suggested)
Suggested Retail Price (SRP): $19.95
(approx. £13)
Episodes:
1-6 (of 6) - only episode 6 reviewed
Audio Options: English 2.0; Japanese 2.0
Subtitles: English
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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Please note that
the following review was written as part of a feature on drunken reviews.
Original spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors have been kept. The
aim of this to review was to determine how enjoyable the anime is to watch
whilst drunk, not whilst sober! Here we go:
A bike is so a car! As a dedicated cyclist, I'm with Golden Boy on this one.
Determination to go to an interview when you have to drive a car but can only
ride a bike is brilliant.
WHAT IS WITH THE WELL ANIMATED RIP-OFF OF SHAFT? (well one bit of shaft)
The intro is now over and our boy is working at a animated studio. He explains
the ardous process of making an anime that we don;t usually consider. Quality!
Cute girls work at great stucios.!
Odd-jobs at sa studio give a great insigfht into the studio as our hero soon
finds out - it's a time-consuming process. Breasts are drawn well too and oor
boy loves can draw breasts well. Concentraing on the shading of boobs is a great
way to unwind.
Who is this suave guy who has shown up? Why it is the creator of the anime and
orr boy asks for his autograph! FIRE! Grabbing balls! IMMENSE SPEED-LINES =
sheer genius.
Back to a serious pont though, this episode really does offer a serois and grat
basic look at the workings of an anime studio though. The episode looks at it
from the bottom level, so the viewer wsees it from the beginners point of view.
Excellent and interesting.
Back to perving. That girl is cute dammit! Must rub toilet. Who can blame our
Golden Boy? She rocks! Another lesson is to never mess with an animator's desk -
he could be posh and beat you up.
One lesson - if coffee is accidently spilt on a woman's bosom - do not attempt
to wipe it up in record time. It will result in a well-deserved punch. That is
valuable advice believe me.
So the inevitable deadline has reached the animators - will they produce the
film in time? My guess would be yes, but it is looking bleak. Only Golden Boy
can save the day through impossible hard work and inspiring cute girls (well,
one cute girl). He can save the day by calling up on all the girls he met in
past episodes! Ah, how convinent for the last episode.
Well, the precious anime finally gets made and shown and gets shown and guess
what - it's rubbish! The cast think it is amazing but the film is shocking. An
unscary Oni chasing that end up defeating it really easily? Crap - hilarious!
This is by far the best episode of Golden Boy. It is the least crude and the
funniest due to speed lines and general stupidity. It does not rely so much on
pervy humour as much as the other and is all the better for it. A classic - drun
k or sober!
Drunk rating:
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