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Title:
  Street Fighter II V

UK Distributor:  N/A (US DVD)

BBFC Certificate:  N/A

Episode Number:  1

Running Time:  25 mins (approx.)

Language for Viewing:  English

Subtitles:  N/A

Reviewer:  Tom (Webmaster)

 

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Ok I bought this DVD for £1 at Amecon. I heard it was crap so decided to buy it - you can't go wrong for a quid surely?

SO Ryu has flown all the way to San Francisco - a gay city - to see Ken. Homo-erotic connations galore! Cut to flashbakc of old bloke teaching a cheesy Ryu! This is quite crap, Ryu not the serious man he is meant to be and his master is crap! Back to San Francisco and everyone wears short denim shorts for some reason.

Random unamed hot bird races to see Ryu, who is beating up a tree with epletic intensity. She admires. He is smug and wants food. This is odd as Ryu isn't like Ryu, more like Ken - he is a cocky git who eats meatloaf - not like the Ryu I know (looks more like squid to me)! Also his post is adressed to 'Mr.Ryu' - CHRIST.

GINGER KEN! AWESOME. Not enough ginger hard-nuts, really. Especially ones wearing yellow suits! Christ this is bad, real proper unadultered cheese.

So the plot? Not certain yet, although Ken has a mansion like all Americans do, so something must happen soon! Well only thing that happens - KEn has immense bed and wants Ryu to stay. They walk across bridge together and train in exact replica of dojo of which they trained together. Flashbacks and homosexual overtones ensue. The fight, with raging fists and aggresive wrestling, almost climax until a chopper pops up. By chopper I mean helicopter, which contains Ken's folks.

Dang! Ryu is shagging a dog and his character is wrong! He is more like Ken and now is riding pillon with Ken and going into PUB RAINBOW! Very gay! At least it leads to some fighting at last! Although picking fights with blokes that wear pink isn't the best - it'll do! FIGHTING AT LAST!

Well its ended with a montage of incredibly gay shots of Ken of Ryu, and Guile shows up as well! Will it improve? Doubt it but this is so crap its great to watch whilst drunk - so funny! So different, so cheesy and so immensely homosexual its perfect drunk viewing daddy!

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