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Note: This review is part of our Drunk Reviews feature, hence the abysmal spelling and lack of any kind of sense. To read our more coherent reviews, please visit our archive here. So now it's time for StreetFigherte V, something tom bought at amecon ebvemn thouh he knew it was crap. Admittedly thi s is a manwho boght Rise if the Robots on the SNES even after i told him it was the worst game ever made, so what can you do. Tom id delayin the show with comsplay pics, but now if starts! Bison does a psycho crusher in the intro! How can this be bad!! Ryu, he looks worong!! and homerotic connotations abound! He's crossed oceans to be with Ken, hmm... Hang on, who's the old bloke with a chainsaw? Ryu's cheesy, that's just wrong!€ He also seems to beatup trees in his spare time, and gets ogled by sexy indian women. Somee people have all the luck. Ryu gets a letter from Ken in america, it says 'ryu, come to america, ken' so of course he goes, wll after getting some cheesy advise from, a random old man. Dunno why he goes, he should stay and get some hot loving from that indian chick. Hang on, KEN IS GINGER! WHAT!!!!???? EVeything in this epside is really cheesy, and ken is really rich and has a limo and a mansion, how did that happen? This is so homoerotic it's untrue, Ken really seems to fnacy Ryu and both are gazing into each others eyes frequently. it's cheecy and gay too - random! There's a bt of a best of the best style bar fiht and then Guile truns up and the episode ends! booo! This is really cheesy and utterly carp, which makes for perfect drunken viewing! The ending sequence is awesome cheese, and there' s yet more homoeroticness too. this ius prime drunken slagin off fodder! Drunk Rating:
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