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Title: Haré & Guu
UK Distributor:
N/A (US Only)
BBFC Certificate: N/S
Episode Number: 4
Running Time: 25 mins (approx.)
Language for Viewing: Japanese
Subtitles: English
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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SAMBA! THis opening reminds of St Pauls big time, I loves it!
Strange lyrics but top beat yeah!
THis ep is called Morning SMooch! I'm hoping for smooching not spiders! As far
as I can tell Guu shuts people up if asked, other then tht no odea what the hell
is going on.
THey are in school now - Hare (boy) & Guu (girl), Guu has been picked with
someone other then Hare - TRAUMA. Right so they are claening the school now I
think, which shoud lead to something in the plot I guess. The plot currently
seems to be Hare telling some bird what he thinks of Guu, she misunderstands,
thinking Hare likes Guu, but he doesn't, Ithink, I think....ATACK... right what
the hell is going on? I should drink les....oh right, he thinks nothing of Guu,
so he says, bird does not believe him. he wants to convince her it seems..>
Ok Guu laughed....strangely... like Stephen Hawking laughing I think...very
odd...
Now Hares mum comes into it and some other relative, both are hot and thats all
that matters. I've not seen the fiest three eps aso no idea whats happening, but
still, crying woman is hot whilst with bedded woman. Me like.
Whats with the strange fingerless, square mouthed Guu? I'm scared! What the hell
is going on? Casual man has appeared but sheds no light on the plot. Hare's mum
has an hangover like I will havbe in the morning!
Guu lies! Hare is mean? THis isn't true surely! I don't know wassup woth that
girl but Hares mum is hot nonetheless. Plus the word 'KYA' is annoying don't u
thinK? Expressin excitement thorugh KYAAAAAAAA is kinda lame really, like saying
LOL in really laugh, well sad I say. KYA Means bugger all! You don't have to
speak random Japanese to express excitement! English is just as good - as are
nosebleeds!!!
Hares mum is still quite hot, she has a loose bra strap to tease! Come on purple
lady! You know you have to loosen the other dammit! Why is there nothing on the
shelves? Empty shelve of school!! Now Guu kisses random guys! Why are they
angry? Whats going on? Everyone has had there first kiss including Hare! Why be
depressed? Hare responds with unconvinving tough laugh! Episode Ends!! WTF just
happened????
Drunk Rating:
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