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Title: Gunsmith Cats
UK Distributor:
ADV Films
BBFC Certificate: 15
Episode Number: 1
Running Time: 30 mins (approx.)
Language for Viewing: English
Subtitles: N/A
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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So Rally and May run a gunshop, but really they're bounty
hunters. They fight bad guys to collect their bounty, it would seem, so thats
the plot out of the way.
Hot piss I love this intro! Pop-art, saxophone and the word GUN appears a lot -
brilliant! So damn cool with the shelby cobra and slo-mo bullets as well!
Ok so first customer is BIG FAT GINGER MAN. He carries puppies and has loose
parts. Rally is too cool for dinner tho, and prefers Roy! Who's ROy? Evil
mulleted smoking man shows up - agent 007-11!
Right so plot. Rally is in her pants and tight sports bra - nice. Wondering
around at night with some listening outside. Bad guys break in and see an
arsenal! Rally and May will kick their ass surely and.....they do! May as
grenades so this is ace! Although whats this got to do with plot? Nothing I
think, it just shows how hard Rally is - entertianing though!
Still no real plot yet. Rally has been practising her shooting and some guys
tried to raid her store, but nothing major yet. Although something is happening
now - Rally is going into a warehouse for some reason and she tied May up! May
is the headstorng one, so that must be why methinks. Anyway, Rally is in
warehouse and has to hand over her many weapons. Action must happen sooN! Manga
reference comes first - then action! WAREHOUSE ACTION!
May is loose! Action must be coming up, and here it is! THis is what makes
Gunsmith Cats awesome - brilliant brilliants action - like the Die Hard of
anime! Well maybe not that good, but good nonetheless! Right so warehouse
shoot-out is happening and May is trying to get in. Rally is covering some guy,
covers him and then an industrial claw type thing rips Rally's top revelaing her
bra and speed-line action! Brilliant!! Next May bursts in and unleashes and
barrage of grenades! Fuck yeah! JOB DONE!
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