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Title: Battle Angel Alita
UK Distributor:
Manga Video
BBFC Certificate: 15
Episode Number: 1
Running Time: 25 mins (approx.)
Language for Viewing: English
Subtitles: N/A
Reviewer: Tom (Webmaster)
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This is already madew good by the fact that it has the old
'90s Manga trailer on it - UH UH UHHHH!!! wahh....what's happening? I don't care
but that trailer rocks!
INteresting scrapyard intro - DOh, ray...Egon!!! Apparently its amazing, but the
BJD is Alita survived like a Toyota Hilux on Top Gear after all - fair play to
her.
Ok so annooying kid with dress sense of great saiyaman as showed up, with just
as bad a dub. Now evil upper-world type thing seems to be the plot, you know
like an us and them type thing- they leave higher in the sky, therefore higher
social status. Its a crap metaphor, but I'll leave with it.
SO basic plot - there is a floating island type thing which everyone wants to
get to - its where the prosperity is! The land is a shithold where violence
reigns. In fact - here is some violence now with some rubbish thugs! Whoa -
jet-powered hammer action - nice! I'm starting to enjoy this.
Apparently jAMES Cameron is going to remake this - random. Although you have to
wonder what'll it'll be like. Will the romantic crapness of Titanic (TAKE me to
the stars!!!!) or the floating water heard (ala The Abyss) appear? Well its
gotta better then the random completive wind blowing or crap thugs that show up
in naked chick's room ja?
My God! Its a crap early 90's cyborg type thing! Hold on? What did the dog have
to die in a THing type style - unnecessary! Kick that guys ass who killled the
dog! Yes split the bastard in half and blow him up! Mint.
Wait - thats it? Was pretty good overall! Action, cyborgs, metaphors and
drunkeness - AWESOME!
Drunk Rating:
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